Yearly Archives: 2014

December Writing Links

Novel Writing Help. Writing About the Weather

The Write Practice. 3 Important Rules for Writing Endings

Sarah Selecky. What happens on a writing retreat?

the guardian. Do good characters inevitably make for bad fiction?

The Cut. Never Date a Writer. You’ll End Up As Material.

Time. When Writers Quit Writing

IFOA Blog. Round Table: Forms of Fiction

write it sideways. How to Discover Your Character’s Motivations and Plot

intelligent life. When Novelists Sober Up

the book shelf muse. The Writer’s Bane: Describing a Character’s Physical Appearance

November Writing Links

the guardian. Typewriters and their owners: famous authors at work – in pictures

Carly Watters, Literary Agent. When You Start Comparing Yourself To Other Writers

HuffPost. 10 Famous Writers Who Hated Writing

The Atlantic. How to Make a Bestselling Book

49th Shelf. Seeds of a Story: Part One

terribleminds. 25 Things You Should Know About Antagonists

The Editor’s Blog. Mastering Scene Transitions

Lit Reactor. 7 F***in’ Great Ways to Build Your Writing Routine

Poets & Writers. Mike Meginnis Recommends…

Tor.com. “A Giant of Literature”: Ursula K. Le Guin and Neil Gaiman at the 2014 National Book Awards

October Writing Links

Flavorwire. 50 Scariest Short Stories of All Time

The Daily Beast. Donald. E. Westlake Defends the Semicolon

Ploughshares. What’s Done is Done is Done Again

terribleminds. 25 Things You Should Know About Writing Sex

Quill and Quire. Last Word: John Metcalf on the importance of Canadian short fiction

Gawker Review of Books. Author Stalks Blogger, Joins Long Tradition of Terrible Author Behavior

Doretta Lau. How to Submit to Literary Magazines

Entertainment Weekly. Margaret Atwood, others explore the short-story cycle

Flavorwire. 50 Best Films About Writers, Ranked

ShortList. Classic Literature Turned Into Comic Books

September Writing Links

Flavorwire. 10 Great Books Starring Cats

Writer Unboxed. How to Get Your Short Stories Published

Wired. What’s Up With That: Why It’s So Hard to Catch Your Own Typos

terrible minds. 25 Reasons I Hate Your Main Character

Writingeekery. The Four Cornerstones of Strong Characters

the review review. What Editors Want; A Must Read for Writers Submitting to Literary Magazines

Make a Living Writing. 37 Essential Freelance Writing Terms You Need to Know

Slate. Fingerprint Words

Science Fracture. The Rise of Short Fiction

novel writing help. Writing About the Weather in Fiction

August Writing Links

Writer’s Digest. 5 Essential Tips for Writing Killer Fight Scenes

terrible minds. 25 Ways to Get Your Creative Groove Back as a Writer

Electric Literature. New Genres: Domestic Fabulism or Kansas with a Difference

The Guardian. In bad taste: Awful dinner parties in fiction

The Review Review. How to Make the First Cut in a Writing Contest

the Paris Review. You’ve Been Fictionalized!

BuzzFeed. How Not To Write Your Next Novel

Book Riot. 5 Stages of Grief When Bad Things Happen to Beloved Characters

Mike Spry. Grad Students are the Worst

Writer Unboxed. How to Get Your Short Stories Published in Lit Mags

“Derry Daring Rides” in The Loose Canon

My short story “Derry Daring Rides” can be read in The Loose Canon, an online journal from Montreal. Zsolt Alapi, co-editor of Siren Song Publishing, knew my writing through Black Bile Press in Ottawa and asked if I could send a couple stories his way. I thought “Derry” would be a good fit for The Loose Canon, and so did he!

Evel Kneivel vs. Derry Daring 

“Derry Daring Rides” excerpt:

My glorious minions. Fred says. I know you’ve been waiting to hear me unveil my sentimental favourite. I loved Steve Austin too, Dougie, and Lee Majors did a bang-up job on TV, but for me, nothing beat the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Stadium.

I sit and turn up the volume.

That’s right, folks. Evel—that long-forgotten genius of daredevil. A man who wasn’t afraid to face his fears. A man driving a legacy. A man who lingers in the minds of men everywhere. Evel and his awesome stars and stripes motorcycle came with a ramp, launch pad, and fold-out stadium stands. That sucker went a mile! Okay, maybe not a mile but at least ten feet. And the sky-hook, don’t get me started on the sky-hook! That was his coup de grâce…

…It’s Angie on the line, Fred says. Okay Angie, let it ride. What was your ultimate toy?

 
“Derry Daring,” I say. “She was to Evel Knievel who Pinky Tuscadero was to The Fonz.”­­­ 
I like the cut of your jib, young lady. Tell us more.

“Derry Daring Rides” went through many incarnations and is part of my first collection, Men and the Drink. This story was inspired by Evel Kneivel, the 1970s toy Derry Daring and my favourite Toronto dive bar from days gone by, The Duke of Connaught.

Dive Bars: 10 Quintessential Quirks

Other stories you can read online…

Thank You for Disappearing” in PANK
Little Hawk” in Little Fiction
Rivals” in Joyland
The Promise of Puppies” in Dragnet Magazine
Hybrid Love” in Lies With Occasional Truth

July Writing Links

For the Love of Writing. Making Scenery Come Alive

The New York Times. Is There Anything You Did as a Writer Starting Out That You Now Regret?

the guardian. Writing yourself a pen name

Electric Literature. Nine Unconventional Writers’ Residencies

The Missouri Review. 10 Things Emerging Writers Need to Learn

Medium. Storytelling Is A Magical, Ruthless Discipline

The Write Life. What Does a Literary Agent Want to See When They Google You?

Flavorwire. The 35 Writers Who Run the Literary Internet

Open Culture. Stephen King’s Top 20 Rules for Writers

Jules Just Write. Gimme Three Steps – Writing Advice You Didn’t Ask For

Harry Crews On Writing

Excerpts from Getting Naked with Harry Crews

“If you’re gonna write, for God in heaven’s sake, try to get naked. Try to write the truth. Try to get underneath all the sham, all the excuses, all the lies that you’ve been told. Sometimes the lies were told you by people who meant you well, and who meant the very best for you. Your mama might have. I know my mama told me some of them great lies. She didn’t mean it. She didn’t think they were lies. She didn’t think they were lies then, don’t think they’re lies now. I know in fact they’re lies. Don’t make her bad, it’s just the way we are. But if you’re gonna write fiction, you have to get right on down to it.”

“If you’re writing a thing honestly, there are plans you can make, there are outlines you can make, there are notes that you can make to yourself about your intentions. All of those things invariably change. They are reshaped and rethought. Writing is a very, very messy business.”

“Conception is pristine and pure and has all manner of hope in it, but between conception and execution, something gets lost. I’m sorry, bud, don’t let anybody shit you, there’s a big gap there. There’s always going to be a big gap there, and you can drink yourself to death over it or you can shoot yourself in the head over it or you can be an asshole to your family about it. There’s a lot of ways you can handle it, and everybody, every man and woman, comes to their peace with that however they do. I got no advice here, everybody works it out for him or her self.”

“As soon as something pleasant and cheerful and confectionery occurs to me, I’ll write about it; but I can only write about whatever comes. And what has come thus far has been a kind of blackness.”

“When I start writing, I say to God, ‘God, give me five hundred words. I don’t want to be greedy, although I am at times a very greedy person; but I’m not greedy today. Give me five hundred words and I’ll be satisfied. I don’t want to know the whole rest of the book. All I want to know is the next five hundred words. Thank you. Amen.’ And then, do it. Five hundred words, after all isn’t much. If you double-space and you’ve got good margins so you can make notes to yourself, you’re only writing two hundred and fifty words a page. That’s two pages. Now that’s going to sound very mechanical, very arbitrary, but that’s the way I do it. That’s the way I think. Many times those two pages go somewhere else, usually the trash basket or furnace. Andrew Lytle used to say, ‘Fire is a great refiner.’ And it is.”

“I’d give you this: that to be a fiction writer means you spend most of your time thinking about, meditating upon, trying to dissect and understand just those aspects of the human animal that other human beings try their damnedest never to think about.”

“Being a fiction writer is a good way to go crazy, it’s a good way to be a nervous wreck, it’s a good way to become a drunk. You continually pick at yourself, the little sores that you have. They scab over and you pick them open again. Other people not only let them scab over, they let them scar over. They leave it alone. Writers don’t do that. They can’t keep their fingers out of the sore. They’ve got to keep it bleeding. And it’s off that blood that they make their stuff.”

“And my mother to this very day does not understand why somebody would give you good money for something that was made up. As John Updike said when he accepted the National Book Award, ‘Fiction is a tissue of lies that’s truer than anything that ever happened.’ Yeah, the nuts and bolts in there may not be the truth, but the truth of the heart, again, those great abstract nouns, ‘hope’ and ‘despair’ and ‘love’ and ‘ambition,’ and all the rest of it. Those are the only things that are worth considering anyway, aren’t they?”

“Talent helps. Listen, get all the talent you can. But writing is guts and it’s courage. You cannot have a failure of courage. Everybody in the world is telling you you’re no good, and you can’t do it, and it’s not going to work. You’ve got to keep talking to yourself, say, ‘Come on, son. Come on…”

“I know writers are very fond of saying that they’re not in their own books: ‘Don’t look for me in my book, I’m not in here anywhere.’ Well, they probably are not in there in full form. But their prejudices, their sentiments, their biases, their angle of vision on the world – to say that’s not in the book is bullshit and they know it. ‘Don’t confuse me on some kind of one-to-one basis with somebody inside the book.’ This is particularly true if they’re writing a first-person novel. Readers are often inclined to confuse the voice, that ‘I,’ with the person that’s writing it, but that’s a distinction that writers insist upon, and I think rightly so. I know I sure as hell do.”

“You have to go to considerable trouble to live differently from the way the world wants you to live. That’s what I’ve discovered about writing. The world doesn’t want you to do a damn thing. If you wait till you got time to write a novel or time to write a story or time to read the hundred thousands of books you should have already read – if you wait for the time, you’ll never do it. ‘Cause there ain’t no time; world don’t want you to do that. World wants you to go to the zoo and eat cotton candy, preferably seven days a week.”

“I can’t understand anybody who tells me that they enjoy writing, that it’s fun. Frankly, I don’t believe them. It’s certainly never been fun for me. What is a real rush, for me, is after you’ve done it, before you even sent it to New York, and that’s it. I know this is strange, but when you look at it, and you think, ‘Before me, this was not. Because of me, this is.’ Now that’s a rush.”

Harry Crews (1935-2012) was an American novelist, playwright, short story writer, and essayist.

The Dirt Worker’s Journal: Jason E. Hodges talks to Harry Crews

June Writing Links

Novelicious. 10 of the Best Writing Retreats

The Prague Review. Only in Dreams?

Huffington Post. 11 Brilliant Writing Commandments From Henry Miller

Ploughshares. Creativity Is Neither Magic Nor Madness

CBC Books. David Sedaris on fame, death and picking up trash

Writer’s Digest. The 5 Essential Story Ingredients

The Paris Review. Cormac McCarthy, The Art of Fiction No. 223

The New York Times. What’s Lost as Handwriting Fades

Electric Literature. The Writing Life: Writing and Mental Health

Flavorwire. 10 Important Life Lessons We Learned From Children’s Books

Peter McArthur: History Under the Trees

Peter McArthur 1866 – 1924

History Under the Trees

Peter McArthur: The house, the life, the writings
July 5, 2014, 1:00pm
Doon Heritage Village / Waterloo Region Museum
10 Huron Road, Kitchener, Ontario

Waterloo Historical Society’s History Under the Trees will remember my great grandfather Peter McArthur. The once-famous author’s birth cabin (and also where he lived for the final two decades of his life) has been a prominent part of the village streetscape at Doon Heritage Village in Kitchener. WHS has invited Professor Adam Crerar of Wilfrid Laurier University to help us rediscover McArthur’s life and writings.

McArthurs gather for History Under the Trees

“From 1909 until his death in 1924, Peter McArthur became one of Canada’s most popular writers by describing life on his Middlesex County farm in articles for the Toronto Globe and the Farmer’s Advocate of London, Ontario. That he was able to appeal to both rural and urban readers is interesting in two respects: it suggests that the lines between the country and the city were considerably more amorophous than contemporary rhetoric has suggested, and it provides an example of anti-modernist writing that gave as much pleasure to the “folk” as it did to the urban middle-class.”
-“Writing Across the Rural-Urban Divide: The Case of Peter McArthur, 1909-24” by Adam Crerar, Journal of Canadian Studies, Spring 2007

Peter McArthur’s family home, constructed c. 1835 in Ekfrid Township and donated to Doon Heritage Crossroads in 1962.