November 30, 2014
the guardian. Typewriters and their owners: famous authors at work - in pictures
Carly Watters, Literary Agent. When You Start Comparing Yourself To Other Writers
HuffPost. 10 Famous Writers Who Hated Writing
The Atlantic. How to Make a Bestselling Book
49th Shelf. Seeds of a Story: Part One
terribleminds. 25 Things You Should Know About Antagonists
The Editor's Blog. Mastering Scene Transitions
Lit Reactor. 7 F***in' Great Ways to Build Your Writing Routine
Poets & Writers. Mike Meginnis Recommends...
Tor.com. "A Giant of Literature": Ursula K. Le Guin and Neil Gaiman at the 2014 National Book Awards
October 28, 2014
Flavorwire. 50 Scariest Short Stories of All Time
The Daily Beast. Donald. E. Westlake Defends the Semicolon
Ploughshares. What's Done is Done is Done Again
terribleminds. 25 Things You Should Know About Writing Sex
Quill and Quire. Last Word: John Metcalf on the importance of Canadian short fiction
Gawker Review of Books. Author Stalks Blogger, Joins Long Tradition of Terrible Author Behavior
Doretta Lau. How to Submit to Literary Magazines
Entertainment Weekly. Margaret Atwood, others explore the short-story cycle
Flavorwire. 50 Best Films About Writers, Ranked
ShortList. Classic Literature Turned Into Comic Books
September 27, 2014
Flavorwire. 10 Great Books Starring Cats
Writer Unboxed. How to Get Your Short Stories Published
Wired. What's Up With That: Why It's So Hard to Catch Your Own Typos
terrible minds. 25 Reasons I Hate Your Main Character
Writingeekery. The Four Cornerstones of Strong Characters
the review review. What Editors Want; A Must Read for Writers Submitting to Literary Magazines
Make a Living Writing. 37 Essential Freelance Writing Terms You Need to Know
Slate. Fingerprint Words
Science Fracture. The Rise of Short Fiction
novel writing help. Writing About the Weather in Fiction
August 26, 2014
Writer's Digest. 5 Essential Tips for Writing Killer Fight Scenes
terrible minds. 25 Ways to Get Your Creative Groove Back as a Writer
Electric Literature. New Genres: Domestic Fabulism or Kansas with a Difference
The Guardian. In bad taste: Awful dinner parties in fiction
The Review Review. How to Make the First Cut in a Writing Contest
the Paris Review. You've Been Fictionalized!
BuzzFeed. How Not To Write Your Next Novel
Book Riot. 5 Stages of Grief When Bad Things Happen to Beloved Characters
Mike Spry. Grad Students are the Worst
Writer Unboxed. How to Get Your Short Stories Published in Lit Mags
August 5, 2014
My short story "Derry Daring Rides" can be read in The Loose Canon, an online journal from Montreal. Zsolt Alapi, co-editor of Siren Song Publishing, knew my writing through Black Bile Press in Ottawa and asked if I could send a couple stories his way. I thought "Derry" would be a good fit for The Loose Canon, and so did he!
|Evel Kneivel vs. Derry Daring|
"Derry Daring Rides" excerpt:
My glorious minions. Fred says. I know you’ve been waiting to hear me unveil my sentimental favourite. I loved Steve Austin too, Dougie, and Lee Majors did a bang-up job on TV, but for me, nothing beat the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Stadium.
I sit and turn up the volume.
That’s right, folks. Evel—that long-forgotten genius of daredevil. A man who wasn’t afraid to face his fears. A man driving a legacy. A man who lingers in the minds of men everywhere. Evel and his awesome stars and stripes motorcycle came with a ramp, launch pad, and fold-out stadium stands. That sucker went a mile! Okay, maybe not a mile but at least ten feet. And the sky-hook, don’t get me started on the sky-hook! That was his coup de grâce...
...It’s Angie on the line, Fred says. Okay Angie, let it ride. What was your ultimate toy?
“Derry Daring,” I say. “She was to Evel Knievel who Pinky Tuscadero was to The Fonz.”
I like the cut of your jib, young lady. Tell us more.
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Other stories you can read online...
"Thank You for Disappearing" in PANK
"Little Hawk" in Little Fiction
"Rivals" in Joyland
"The Promise of Puppies" in Dragnet Magazine
"Hybrid Love" in Lies With Occasional Truth
July 29, 2014
For the Love of Writing. Making Scenery Come Alive
The New York Times. Is There Anything You Did as a Writer Starting Out That You Now Regret?
the guardian. Writing yourself a pen name
Electric Literature. Nine Unconventional Writers' Residencies
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Medium. Storytelling Is A Magical, Ruthless Discipline
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Open Culture. Stephen King's Top 20 Rules for Writers
Jules Just Write. Gimme Three Steps - Writing Advice You Didn't Ask For
July 23, 2014
Excerpts from Getting Naked with Harry Crews
"If you're gonna write, for God in heaven's sake, try to get naked. Try to write the truth. Try to get underneath all the sham, all the excuses, all the lies that you've been told. Sometimes the lies were told you by people who meant you well, and who meant the very best for you. Your mama might have. I know my mama told me some of them great lies. She didn't mean it. She didn't think they were lies. She didn't think they were lies then, don't think they're lies now. I know in fact they're lies. Don't make her bad, it's just the way we are. But if you're gonna write fiction, you have to get right on down to it."
"If you're writing a thing honestly, there are plans you can make, there are outlines you can make, there are notes that you can make to yourself about your intentions. All of those things invariably change. They are reshaped and rethought. Writing is a very, very messy business."
"Conception is pristine and pure and has all manner of hope in it, but between conception and execution, something gets lost. I'm sorry, bud, don't let anybody shit you, there's a big gap there. There's always going to be a big gap there, and you can drink yourself to death over it or you can shoot yourself in the head over it or you can be an asshole to your family about it. There's a lot of ways you can handle it, and everybody, every man and woman, comes to their peace with that however they do. I got no advice here, everybody works it out for him or her self."
"As soon as something pleasant and cheerful and confectionery occurs to me, I'll write about it; but I can only write about whatever comes. And what has come thus far has been a kind of blackness."
"When I start writing, I say to God, 'God, give me five hundred words. I don't want to be greedy, although I am at times a very greedy person; but I'm not greedy today. Give me five hundred words and I'll be satisfied. I don't want to know the whole rest of the book. All I want to know is the next five hundred words. Thank you. Amen.' And then, do it. Five hundred words, after all isn't much. If you double-space and you've got good margins so you can make notes to yourself, you're only writing two hundred and fifty words a page. That's two pages. Now that's going to sound very mechanical, very arbitrary, but that's the way I do it. That's the way I think. Many times those two pages go somewhere else, usually the trash basket or furnace. Andrew Lytle used to say, 'Fire is a great refiner.' And it is."
"I'd give you this: that to be a fiction writer means you spend most of your time thinking about, meditating upon, trying to dissect and understand just those aspects of the human animal that other human beings try their damnedest never to think about."
"Being a fiction writer is a good way to go crazy, it's a good way to be a nervous wreck, it's a good way to become a drunk. You continually pick at yourself, the little sores that you have. They scab over and you pick them open again. Other people not only let them scab over, they let them scar over. They leave it alone. Writers don't do that. They can't keep their fingers out of the sore. They've got to keep it bleeding. And it's off that blood that they make their stuff."
"And my mother to this very day does not understand why somebody would give you good money for something that was made up. As John Updike said when he accepted the National Book Award, 'Fiction is a tissue of lies that's truer than anything that ever happened.' Yeah, the nuts and bolts in there may not be the truth, but the truth of the heart, again, those great abstract nouns, 'hope' and 'despair' and 'love' and 'ambition,' and all the rest of it. Those are the only things that are worth considering anyway, aren't they?"
"Talent helps. Listen, get all the talent you can. But writing is guts and it's courage. You cannot have a failure of courage. Everybody in the world is telling you you're no good, and you can't do it, and it's not going to work. You've got to keep talking to yourself, say, 'Come on, son. Come on..."
"I know writers are very fond of saying that they're not in their own books: 'Don't look for me in my book, I'm not in here anywhere.' Well, they probably are not in there in full form. But their prejudices, their sentiments, their biases, their angle of vision on the world - to say that's not in the book is bullshit and they know it. 'Don't confuse me on some kind of one-to-one basis with somebody inside the book.' This is particularly true if they're writing a first-person novel. Readers are often inclined to confuse the voice, that 'I,' with the person that's writing it, but that's a distinction that writers insist upon, and I think rightly so. I know I sure as hell do."
"You have to go to considerable trouble to live differently from the way the world wants you to live. That's what I've discovered about writing. The world doesn't want you to do a damn thing. If you wait till you got time to write a novel or time to write a story or time to read the hundred thousands of books you should have already read - if you wait for the time, you'll never do it. 'Cause there ain't no time; world don't want you to do that. World wants you to go to the zoo and eat cotton candy, preferably seven days a week."
"I can't understand anybody who tells me that they enjoy writing, that it's fun. Frankly, I don't believe them. It's certainly never been fun for me. What is a real rush, for me, is after you've done it, before you even sent it to New York, and that's it. I know this is strange, but when you look at it, and you think, 'Before me, this was not. Because of me, this is.' Now that's a rush."
Harry Crews (1935-2012) was an American novelist, playwright, short story writer, and essayist.
The Dirt Worker's Journal: Jason E. Hodges talks to Harry Crews